Malcolm and Vivienne were
walking down The King's Road one Saturday afternoon....
M: Oh no, those bloody Teddy
  Boys have smashed the shop
  windows again. That'll
  cost a few bob.
V: And it's so anti-
   revoloutionary.
M: Never mind that, I'll
   show them what's what.
   Get me one of those
   Little Richard t-shirts
   they loved so much and a
   pair of bloody great
   scissors! Oh yeah and
   that bomb making booklet
   next to my collection of
   "Good Housekeeping"
   magazines.
Later, the same afternoon...
M: What do you think of
   that, girl? A graphic
   representaion of how to
   destroy rock'n'roll
   using homemade explosives
   and disco.
V: Ooh, it's so dangerous.
M: Yeah. If only those sissy
   punks would learn how to
   read we could get rid of
   those bloody Teddy Boys
   for good.
*Caution: This t-shirt
contains information for
making bombs. Please use
responsibly.
Extract from "Never mind the quality, feel the width." by Malcolm McLaren.