"Vivienne had left her precious 1952 Monroe front cover Time magazine in the lav as reading matter.
A drunken Sid comes staggering out holding the soggy mag and says, "Whoops Malcolm, I pissed on Marilyn!"
Vivienne was furious and sulked all evening.
I, of course, simply docked his wages and sent Debbie to the print room with instructions for 200 t-shirts.
"Money from mishap" I said. "Cash from chaos" shouted Sidney.
"Hold up Debbie, I've had another idea....."
Extract from "Never mind the quality, feel the width." by Malcolm McLaren.