Malcolm: 'Ere, Glen. You
went to art school. Got
any pictures we can annoy
Sue Lawley with?
Glen: There's this life
drawing of a couple of
mates fist fucking.
Malcolm: Not bad but it
needs more relevance to
the kids.
Glen: You could write "Fuck
your mother and don't run
away punk" on it.
Malcolm: Nice one Glen.
Here's a pony. Just
sign this waiver, OK?
Glen: Anything you say
Malcolm. It's your money.
Malcolm: It is now my son.
Extract from "Never mind the quality, feel the width." by Malcolm McLaren.