Malcolm: 'Ere, Glen. You
   went to art school. Got
   any pictures we can annoy
   Sue Lawley with?
Glen: There's this life
   drawing of a couple of
   mates fist fucking.
Malcolm: Not bad but it
   needs more relevance to
   the kids.
Glen: You could write "Fuck
   your mother and don't run
   away punk" on it.
Malcolm: Nice one Glen.
   Here's a pony. Just
   sign this waiver, OK?
Glen: Anything you say
   Malcolm. It's your money.
Malcolm: It is now my son.
Extract from "Never mind the quality, feel the width." by Malcolm McLaren.