Bill: 'Ello Joe, Been
      anywhere lately
Joe:  Nah, it's all played
      aht Bill, Gettin' to
      straight
Bill: Know what you mean,
      since that Grundy
      fiasco any old
      tosser is jumping on.
      Seen that Sham 69?
Joe:  Don't get me started.
Extract from "Never mind the quality, feel the width." by Malcolm McLaren.