It's Saturday afternoon at
punk HQ, Seditionaries and
all is not well...
Malcolm: Where's all the
  punters? This place is
  half empty.
Debbie: They're all down at
  Boy. They're too lazy to
  walk up this end of the
  road.
Malcolm: What we need is
  some new clobber. Steve,
  Paul stop doing that and
  come over here.
Steve and Paul: OK Malcolm.
Malcolm: Here's a copy of
  The Sun, scissors and a
  box of crayons. See what
  you can come up with.
20 minutes later...
Steve and Paul: Finished!
Malcolm: Anarchist Punk Gang
  eh? That's bloody smart.
  Here's a couple of bob. Go
  and buy a shandy each. Steve and Paul: Cheers!.
Malcolm: Debbie, I want a
  hundred of these printed
  and in the shop tomorrow.
Debbie: But Malcolm.....
Malcolm: No 'buts' Debbie,
  this is ANARCHY. Errr...
  Jordan. Could you walk me
  to the bus stop. There's a
  couple of Teddy Boys
  hanging around outside.
Extract from "Never mind the quality, feel the width." by Malcolm McLaren.